Me: So should we watch Empire Strikes Back, or Return of the Jedi?
Colin: Both are good!
Me: But Jedi has Ewoks…
Colin: And this version doesn’t have Yub Nub at the end. Which will make you mad.
Me: That does make me mad…makes me really mad…
Colin: So let’s just stick with Empire.
Me: Probably a good idea. Yeah.